Look.Another boring ass website.

That's all, really.

A crowd of BORING characters lounging with laptops, pizza, coffee and cash, all wearing the same flat expression

BORING sipping tea next to a laptop showing a rising chart

The chart went up. He had some tea.

He didn't react. He doesn't usually.

The Guy.

Nobody knows where BORING came from. He'd rather you didn't ask.

While everyone else was refreshing charts at 3am, he was asleep. While they were shouting, he made a sandwich. He has the same face for good news, bad news and no news.

That's it. That's the lore.

BORING lying on a couch staring at the ceiling

The philosophy

Don't panic.
It wasn't going to help anyway.
Don't hype.
Loud is exhausting. Be furniture.
Don't promise.
He has never promised anything. Not once.
Touch grass.
Ideally near a lake. With a rod.

BORING fishing from a dock on a still lake

"Fish aren't biting."
"Neither am I."

Meme archive.

Some pictures of BORING. Take them if you want.

BORING on a green bench in Central Park scattering seeds to pigeons, autumn trees and the city skyline behind him — Feeding the pigeons

BORING lying in a hammock between two trees, hands folded, staring at the sky — Away from the screen

BORING on a stool in a laundry room staring at a washing machine spinning clothes — Laundry day

BORING at a kitchen table in the morning eating a bowl of cereal with a milk carton beside it — Breakfast

BORING in an armchair at night watching an old TV showing grey static — Television

Close-up of BORING's cream oval face with two hollow eyes and a flat mouth — The face

BORING sitting at a quiet bus stop holding a grocery bag — Waiting for the bus

BORING in a supermarket aisle looking at a plain can beside his shopping cart — Groceries

The community.

These are the official channels. Anything else isn't us.

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The token.

The details, once they exist.

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Contract address

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